Why it takes me a year to read a book.
Where I take 5 minutes while having my morning coffee and spill out random thoughts based on a writing prompt.
I'm not really a morning person. I'm also not a "talk to people when I first wake up" person. Since we have children, I have to tell my "not a morning person" self to get over it and get up early in order to have some quiet before the day gets started. Two things put a monkey wrench in this plan: Children who wake up too early and Children I can't risk waking up too early.
Who I am, and what this is. Oh, and rules.
Stuff our son says, and takes back.